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Nov. 3rd, 2005 11:59 ama friend of a friend of a friend sent the following email. he is over 30, never kissed a girl, has watched a college roommate have sex however, has friends that did vile things to a chicken, and chose to attempt jumping over a car while on rollerblades because he just didn't think turning was a good idea.
i had to share.
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From: J.B.
Sent: Wednesday, November 02, 2005 9:49 PM
Subject: LAN Party reminder (Need RSVP)
Folks,
The day is almost here... when you can open up that can of whoopass and share it amongst your fellow LAN-ners! This coming Nov. 19th and 20th will be this Shutdown's true reason for fun - a LAN PARTY event to help pick up your spirits.
Save up your vacations and *cough cough* times for this coming Nov. 19th and 20th. LAN party will take place at my humble abode in [someplace in California]. Doors open officially at noon, although you are more than welcome to come in early for setups and some chest-thumping. You may also crash in the other rooms, on the couches, or on the floor if you want to sleep overnight next to your computer-love.
I will be sending out directions to my place at the end of the week. For now, I am asking those who will be attending to please RSVP me. I would like to get a closer-than-rough headcount estimate so I can prepare for seating and food arrangements. Please RSVP me as soon as you can. Enumerate your close buddies if they will be tagging along... just remember the following prerequisites:
1. Have a WORKABLE computer. This means not just any other Compaq or Dell, but a decent gaming machine. If you do not have a 3d card, then get one. If you can barely run Battlefield 2, then upgrade.
2. You must BRING a 20ft. network cable, Cat. 5 or better. ADSL will be available for patches and the likes.
3. Bring your own monitor.
4. Headphones, please.
I strongly highlight the first prerequisite, 'cuz it ain't gonna be a LAN party if you can't even decently play.
As for the games, so far we have Call of Duty, Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne, and Battlefield 2. If you are interested in playing other games this coming Nov. 19th and 20th, then sound off on your RSVP.
-- J.B.
i had to share.
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From: J.B.
Sent: Wednesday, November 02, 2005 9:49 PM
Subject: LAN Party reminder (Need RSVP)
Folks,
The day is almost here... when you can open up that can of whoopass and share it amongst your fellow LAN-ners! This coming Nov. 19th and 20th will be this Shutdown's true reason for fun - a LAN PARTY event to help pick up your spirits.
Save up your vacations and *cough cough* times for this coming Nov. 19th and 20th. LAN party will take place at my humble abode in [someplace in California]. Doors open officially at noon, although you are more than welcome to come in early for setups and some chest-thumping. You may also crash in the other rooms, on the couches, or on the floor if you want to sleep overnight next to your computer-love.
I will be sending out directions to my place at the end of the week. For now, I am asking those who will be attending to please RSVP me. I would like to get a closer-than-rough headcount estimate so I can prepare for seating and food arrangements. Please RSVP me as soon as you can. Enumerate your close buddies if they will be tagging along... just remember the following prerequisites:
1. Have a WORKABLE computer. This means not just any other Compaq or Dell, but a decent gaming machine. If you do not have a 3d card, then get one. If you can barely run Battlefield 2, then upgrade.
2. You must BRING a 20ft. network cable, Cat. 5 or better. ADSL will be available for patches and the likes.
3. Bring your own monitor.
4. Headphones, please.
I strongly highlight the first prerequisite, 'cuz it ain't gonna be a LAN party if you can't even decently play.
As for the games, so far we have Call of Duty, Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne, and Battlefield 2. If you are interested in playing other games this coming Nov. 19th and 20th, then sound off on your RSVP.
-- J.B.
