pantyhose warning

Via Spiga pantyhose suck. They come with preformed foot shapes, which never work with people who have less than gargantuan feet. It looked like I had a small midget growing out the back of each of my ankles. I also wore them for less than 4 hours when they had not just one, but two huge runs. Unbelievable. It's like they're made of some cheap plastic that can't resist the friction of air.

quirky

forgot to say that quirky called me last night and asked me out for a second date. i hope it goes well. of course, i'm such a wuss and can't help but feel guilty about dating two guys at the same time, even though neither has discussed any exclusivity or really done anything serious with me. i am clearly not meant for the stripper/escort/porn industry.